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    For anyone who doesn't want to miss the Rapture

    Rapture site sends unbelievers their last chance ... via email

    June 16 2008

    For most people, messages from heaven are usually accompanied by choirs of angels, spectacular miracles or at least the odd burning bush. But one website says it will offer devout Christians a more prosaic mode of communication from the beyond - by letting them email unbelievers when the second coming takes place.

    YouveBeenLeftBehind.com promises subscribers "one last opportunity to reach your lost family and friends for Christ" by automatically sending them a series of emails and documents if the rapture should occur.

    For an annual fee of $40 (£20), customers are offered the chance to send these messages to their loved ones to convince them to believe in God.

    The site suggests preparing messages which could prove useful to those who remain on earth, which are then fired off if the second coming of Jesus happens.

    According to the website, such a biblical event would mean that "there will be a small window of time where they [non-believers] might be reached for the kingdom of God".

    The website, which is based in Massachusetts, is run by a small team of Christians who must log on every day to indicate that the rapture has not yet taken place. If enough of them fail to log in, however, the system assumes that the second coming is nigh and sends out messages from all its subscribers.

    "The people on my team are Christians who expect to be raptured," Mark Heard, the site's creator, told the Guardian. "They must continually log in to the system. The team is spread out as far apart in the US as is possible to prevent against more than one member being taken out by, attack, natural disaster, or epidemic."

    Heard told the Guardian the subscription fee was only intended to cover his initial investment but he hoped he would be able to cut the price - or even provide it for free - as more people signed up.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology.../news.religion


    Only $40 to save my soul from eternal damnation? What a deal!

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    For $40.00 I can fill half of my gas tank and go looking for the rapture.

    will that work better?

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    I hope these people really do Rapture themselves up to heaven (or wherever).

    Just get them the fuck off my planet ASAP so we grown-ups can finally take decisive steps toward repairing all the damage their dumb asses have wrought. Unfortunately, my atheism keeps me from believing that we'll ever be that lucky.

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    One of my favorite bumperstickers says

    'When the rapture comes, can I have the keys to your car?'

    I feel the same way, I wish these jerks would get raptured and get the hell off of our planet.

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    Are these marketing geniuses suggesting

    that when Jesus "Comes Again" we all might miss it? If we don't get our emails from the raptured ones, we won't know that the end of time has happened? Will Jesus' second time around be as low-key as his first time through? Man, he could hire a band or something...
    "The present status of society is but the result of the struggle of humankind during this and preceding periods - yes, struggle! "You cannot reform society by the sprinkling of rose oil" said Mirabeau, and history proves the correctness of this statement. In no age did the rulers and despoilers of our race relinquish their hold upon the throat of their victims, unless forced to - by logic and argument? No...Blood, the precious sap was ever the price of liberty." August Spies, 1886

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    Those Christians will believe anything

    Kind of like the Obama zombies.

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    So what do they do in Blackouts and power outages?

    :devil:

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