For the love of God, FREE SCOOTER!!

[illiteratepresident]

http://www.ridingsun.com/files/ridingsun-scooterGuy.JPG

[Applezotz]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Tv_muppet_show_steve_martin.jpg

In happier days


Then it all fell apart...

Special Prosecutor Indicts Scooter

by Philip Michaels — October 31, 7:52 PM

WASHINGTON (AP) — The investigation into who leaked the name of a covert CIA agent in an apparent effort to punish a critic of the Bush administration’s justification for war in Iraq took a shocking turn when Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald indicted Scooter, the long-time gofer on The Muppet Show.

The indictment of the 43-year-old muppet — long the right-hand man to Muppet Show host Kermit T. Frog — sent shockwaves through both Washington and the Muppet Theater, as the investigation moved closer to implicating other muppets, including Dr. Teeth, Sam the Eagle, and George W. Bush.

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cooter is the first muppet indicted since Big Bird was charged for perjury after denying under oath that he had a relationship with an intern at Mr. Hooper’s Store. Bird later pled guilty to a lesser charge and remains a popular muppet to this day.

Immediately following his indictment, Scooter tendered his resignation to Frog, which the Muppet Show host accepted “reluctantly.” “I would also remind people that Scooter is innocent until proven guilty,” Frog said in a statement. “And I would like to remind Scooter that loyal Republicans don’t finger their Commander in Chief.”

http://www.teevee.org/archive/weblog/2005/10/31/195200.html

[MadHound]

Poor scooter. I predict that said fellow won't be going very far on that scooter, since those things have weight limits attached. He'll bust the suspension and burn out the engine in short order